dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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