My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Pooping to opera.
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