There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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