im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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