I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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