we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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