How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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