Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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