we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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I need moral support for this bender
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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