omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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