She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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