Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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