Nicole vs. Life
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fill condoms, not promises.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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