How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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