sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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