ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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