you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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