I bet he comes in French.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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