Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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