my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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