if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she peed on how many people?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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