You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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