she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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