I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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