U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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