Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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