Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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