OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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