if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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