your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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