well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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