My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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