she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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