Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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