I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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