god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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