This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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