Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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