you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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