Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize