I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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