If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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