She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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