Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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