Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Randomize