I wanna bring you to show and tell
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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