what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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