I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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