BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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