if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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