HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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